I mowed the lawn today, andafter doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quitebeautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking on varioustopics.
Finally I thought about an age old question: Is giving birthmore painful than getting kicked in the nuts?
Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful thana guy getting kicked in the nuts.
Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, Ihave come up with the answer to that question.
Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby;and here is the reason for my conclusion.
A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say,"It might be nice to have another child."
On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, Ithink I would like another kick in the nuts."
I rest my case. Time for another beer.
